She Who Mauls Upper Egypt

lilmisshaps:

aquarius-kisses:

sirensandserenades:

dontevenseemyfriends:

pastichee:

greencarnations:

theomninerd:

breakmeofimpatience:

oh my…….

This is disgusting and these girls should be ashamed of themselves.

I mean really, who goes and does both Marvel and DC in the same photoshoot anyway? Terrible.

there shall be no mixing of the comics universes; it is an abomination

the bible says Stan and Lee not Stan Lee and DC.

Reblogging for the bible comment

i know i’m not the only one that thinks they are really hot

Ssshhhhh we’re doing that thing where we avoid the obvious

(Source: jonchinn, via aguynamedmiggy)

make me choose: anonymous asked: meg or castiel?

(Source: killainswan, via castielishome)

blackchaii:

Look at her tho„

(Source: face--the--strange, via stophatingyourbody)

I'm a black girl who's sad. Crazy. I know.

blackgirlcrisis:

I am standing on this corner and every guy is staring at this blonde girl.

I feel like shit because I feel like shit for even being upset or feeling inferior. I’m trying super hard, man. It sucks feeling like a certain brand of people only find you attractive.

"He likes…

dadwantsacockinhisarse:

I have exactly the place for Mr Fassbender’s lovely cockl

(via aguynamedmiggy)

buffyshot:

Squat?

buffyshot:

Squat?

kaeandlucy:

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

but literally compare this to when nudes get leaked of females. the difference is astounding

(Source: missconceptions, via laceyunderwear)

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

betterthankanyebitch:

my future daughter 

Lmao she’s too much.

scottreacher:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

Well then…

scottreacher:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

Well then…

(Source: 9gag, via fullmetalchef)

intensional:

This makes me happy

intensional:

This makes me happy

(via speaksarcasm)

thewinchestercave:

"Howling at the Moon" is great and all … but sometimes it has a downside.

(via speaksarcasm)

// When your mom kicks you out one night and then next night your dad tells you he hates you and is going to kill you//

ashleeta:

…..and you dont make enough money to move out so you’re trapped ….like …Im seriously considering going to a womans shelter I dont know really what else I can do ..

phuckindop3:

dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

obsessed with this

(via speaksarcasm)

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